Whyyyy can’t this be me?
Ever see a girl and just WISH you could look like her? She’s got the gorgeous long hair that is perfectly styled, the brightest beautiful eyes with the most stunning makeup. The teeth that are as white as snow and of course they’re straight. And her body? Yeah that shit is bangin like Shaggy on the bathroom floor.
And then there’s me, looking like fucking Cartman off South Park and of course I have shit-brown eyes to top it off.
I still rock at life though. I just wish those straight up gorgeous bitches would knock it off.